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Bulee \"Slim\" Gaillard, also known as McVouty, was an American jazz singer and songwriter who played piano, guitar, vibraphone, and tenor saxophone. Gaillard was noted for his comedic vocalese singing and word play in his own constructed language called \"Vout-o-Reenee\", for which he wrote a dictionary.
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