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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}

{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}

{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}

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